Well douche your snatch and let's go!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i will never coherently bang her
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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