I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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