You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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