it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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