exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize