party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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