he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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