No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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