Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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