i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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