Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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