i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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