I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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