so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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