So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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