it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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