Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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