Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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