It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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