She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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