He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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