I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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