You surviving the open bar?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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