i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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