what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
