She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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