he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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