Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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