I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
