if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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