i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it glows. i had to have it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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