If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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