I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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