whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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