Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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