I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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