That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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