she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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