I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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