I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
