"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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