I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
