doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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