Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
