He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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