We're like a lot better than the average bears
wakey wakey hands off snakey
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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