Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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