who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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