all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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