i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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