he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
