i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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