you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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