party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize