I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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