do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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