who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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