guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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