he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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