She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
