i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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